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Druber
Receives A Gift To Close The Season
And
The 2007 Druber Awards
The
Priority Health Classic is a new race that I was alerted to back
in August by former team mate Derek Witte. Derek told me that Grand
Rapids, MI would be hosting a large dollar crit on a cool down town
course that included brick pavement. I was hooked at "large
dollar" but when Derek mentioned the bricks, I was reeled in.
Some
good friends of mine who did time in Champaign, Tony and Joyce Roth
now reside not too far from Grand Rapids in Kalamazoo, MI. I dropped
an email to Tony to see if he knew anything about the race and he
directed me to the race web site.
www.priorityhealthclassic.com
We
made plans to do the race, after which I would spend the night in
the 'Zoo and possibly drink some Bells beer - which is brewed in
Kalamazoo and is one of the finest micro brews in the nation. I'm
a fan in particular of Bells Two Hearted Ale - a most excellent
hoppy India Pale Ale.
www.bellsbeer.com
I pre-registered
for the 40+ race and at the venue I filled out the waiver for the
Pro 1,2 race. I had heard that Kirk Obee, Karl Menzie and Frank
Pipp from Health Net showed to challenge the home town Priority
Health Pro and Elite squads. The intention was to do the old guy
race then hop in and see if I could ride the draft of the afore
mentioned fast guys for 90 additional minutes and possibly make
some money.
The
40+ race was fast from the start as the Pope had his full contingent
of team mates and several other strong riders sought to break the
race apart. Added to the attacks were cash primes every other lap
- one of which I was able to snag in a sprint believe it or not.
Despite the high pace the race remained together as the bell rang
for a prime with about 7 laps to go. I followed the sprinters toward
the brick paved finish line, and as they crossed ahead of me I took
a peek under my arm and saw a gap between me and the field. I decided
it was a good time to make an attack as the two sprinters ahead
of me sat up. By the time I finished the next lap I had about 20
seconds, and the announcer rang the bell for another prime. Knowing
this would excite the field, I turned up the volume to stay ahead
of the field. I took that prime solo and my lead built up to as
much as a minute according to the guys drinking in the trendy bar
on the inside of turn 3. Over the last two laps I started to really
suffer but the sizable crowd of fans kept me motivated. I crossed
the line with enough time to zip up and blow kisses to the crowd.
It was a good final photo op for Delta Faucet as our out going sponsor
(they've been super for the past 3 years).
After
a cool down lap, the announcer called me up along with the 2nd and
3rd place finishers (Dave Hietikko and Jim Bruce) for flowers and
a podium shot. I received a cool trophy - a paving brick with a
chain ring epoxied into it and an etched plexiglass plaque in the
chain ring that reads "Priority Health Classic 40+ Champion".
We were interviewed on the podium in front of the enthusiastic crowd.
It was a first class event.
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Announcer:
"Boy Mark you finished solo in the race. Well done! I
think the guys up here don't know you and they LET you ride
away."
Me:
"You really think they LET me ride away? Jeez. Thanks
for taking the luster off the V."
I
was so dejected that I walked off the podium and went to my
car to pout. I did not do the Pro 1,2 race. I was too dispirited.
That
night I drowned my disillusionment in Two Hearted Ale, Ripasso
and Bourbon. Who'd have though that those guys LET me ride
away to a one minute win? Talk about having a bubble burst.
I reported after the Kensington Valley Stage Race that the
Michigan riders were very polite; I guess I just underestimated
the degree of their hospitality. Oh well, a win is a win even
if it's a gift. I'm going to donate my prize winnings to Junior
Cycling but I'm keeping the damn brick trophy!
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THE ANNUAL DRUBER AWARDS
Photo
by Luc Claessen
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The
Award for Using the Most Cliché's in a Single Statement
goes to Aussie cyclist Alan Davis for the following
regurgitation of analogies with regard to his personal saga
over the demise of the Liberty Segueros team and his alleged
involvement in the Peurto affair.
"I'm
going to keep knuckling down and taking it on the chin - it's
just made me stronger mentally," he said. "Crying
over spilt milk isn't going to change anything, I just had
to weather the storm and the storm has passed."
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Wow.
I'd always thought soliloquy of that sort was reserved for American
Football coaches.
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The
award for Best Nutritional Supplement of 2007 goes to "Some
One Else's Blood". I predict after seeing how the Astana
team dominated the Dauphine` and how Vino laid down the law
in the first long TT of Le Tour this year that amateur cyclist
will scramble to get their hands on the hot new supplement "Some
One Else's Blood". It's been successfully field tested
by Olympic time trial gold medalists and Grand Tour climbers
over the past 4 years. Experts are predicting that it will supplant
"EP-NO" and possibly even "Optygen" as the
leading supplement of cyclists looking for an edge. Look for
it on the shelves of your local GNC store soon. But act quickly
this
stuff will be flying off the shelves. |
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The
award for Breakout Season goes to Josh Carter of
ABD. I first met Josh when he was 18 years old and we were both
sMACKs. Josh has been chasing the dream since that time. I've
been admittedly skeptical as he's had mixed results in regional
and national events over the years but he's kept after it and
has done nothing but grow stronger. This year he took it to
the national level winning a Superweek stage and adding a couple
of top 5 finishes to his Superweek tally. But, his real coup
was a Silver medal by a narrow margin in the downpour at Downers
Grove Elite Crit Natz. He followed that up with a couple of
strong second place finishes and second overall behind Pro super
sprinter Dan Schmatz at the Gateway Cup in St. Louis over Labor
Day weekend. Well done Josh. I hope your 2007 season opens a
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The
Druber Award for Time Trial Performance of the Year goes to
The Smart Guys

Smart Guys representing at Natz TT
Photo © cu.7springs.com
You
all may be asking yourselves how I can ignore Levi Leipheimer's
epic ride in the Tour de France's final time trial or David Zabriske's
second National Championship and tab The Smart Guys with TT performance
of the year. I'll tell you...First some background
"The
Smart Guys" is a think tank of engineers and rocket scientist
who like to ride bikes, or more specifically do Time Trials. The
event intrigues them because the TT allows for the use of esoteric
mathematical equations involving symbols rather than simple numbers
due to factors such as drag coefficient and rolling resistance coming
into play. The Smart Guys collectively have developed theories through
scientific research (daily bike rides are research
or experiments not training) and this
year they nominated one of their members to put the theories to
test at the Masters National and World Time Trials.
The
Smart Guys representative finished just outside of the top 10 at
Masters Nationals (45-49) and then went on to finish just outside
of the top 20 at Masters Worlds in Austria.
Why
is this worthy of a coveted Druber Award? I'll tell you
The
Smart Guys' performance has opened the door to being relatively
competitive in grand stage TTs for riders that don't produce mega
watts. Their cutting edge research and dedication to aerodynamic
efficiency has produced usable data on drag reduction, rolling resistance
and equipment choices that can almost compensate for a lack of natural
power production. Their studies have just about leveled the playing
field, allowing riders who produce at times over 2 watts/kg less
than fast guys to nearly compete with riders genetically endowed
with more cottage wattage and who use inferior aero positioning
and equipment.
I must
warn the reader however, that the radical positioning developed
by The Smart Guys may not be UCI and USCF legal in 2008 depending
on how the new rules governing the positioning of aero extensions
and fore arms is interpreted. So mimic this position at your own
risk, unless you plan to race only local non-sanctioned events.
In which case you are free to slice through the wind like a hot
knife through butter to your heart's content.
I must
admit to being loath to publicly laud The Smart Guys however, because
in doing so, there might be a fast guy or two who gains access to
new information and makes some changes in positioning and equipment
and the playing field won't be just about level any longer. Thankfully,
not many people read The (Feed)Zone and especially fast guys, so
the secrets will be well guarded. Smart Guys
Thanks for your
efforts! Rumor has it that there are actually a couple of Fast Guys
who are also Smart Guys - Frances, is that true?
The
Druber Award for Best New Race goes to The Priority Health
Classic in Grand Rapids, MI. What a great course! The event
was staged in down town Grand Rapids on a challenging but safe 6
corner 1.2 kilometer course with two stretches of brick pavement.
Large dollars purses were given, abundant cash primes kept the racing
interesting, the fields were strong and the spectators were many
and enthusiastic. Organization by the promoters was second to none.
This new event has the makings of a must do event. Even if I had
completely flailed at this event I would have enjoyed the race.
The
Award for Best Re-Make goes to the Elgin Cycling Classic.
Due to road construction in down town Elgin, the committee who promotes
this race was forced to scramble and create a new course. They hit
a home run with the new course. Anyone who did the 2007 Elgin Cycling
Classic can attest to the fact that the new track tops the previously
used down town course by a wide margin. Both challenging and much
safer, the new course was able to accommodate the large fields that
showed up to race while producing tough racing that favored strong
well rounded riders.
The
Award for Best Road Race once again goes to Hillsboro-Roubaix.
It just keeps getting better every year. What other early season
low payout race in the middle of nowhere could attract the best
Elite and trade team riders from Ohio to Kansas, Minnesota to Tennessee?
Well done Rich Pierce!
The
Druber Award for Rider of the Year goes to Paul Martin
- Texas Roadhouse. Pau has won races for many years as an elite
amateur and professional. Paul being good is nothing new. However,
during a 10 day span in July, Paul turned good into spectacular.
Check this out
July
6 Silver Medal Masers 35-39 time trial
July 11 Gold Medal Masters 35-39 road race
July 14 1st place Superweek Pro 1,2 Blue Island Criterium
July 16 Gold Medal USCF Elite road race

Druber
thinks Paul "peaked" at the right time, nicht wahr?
Photo © cu.7springs.com
The
Druber Award for Masters Rider of the Year is extremely difficult
to sort out. Of course you have Paul Martin for the reasons
above, you have Thurlow who won both the road race and time
trial for the eleventieth time at Masters Nationals, you have Steve
Tilford who continues to be able to sprint at his advanced age;
placed 4th at the Elite Crit and had several top 10's in the Pro
1,2 races at Superweek. However, with the exception of Master Nationals
(which Tilford doesn't do) these guys still consider themselves
to be Pro 1,2 and predominantly race at that level.
So,
sticking with riders who do the majority of their races with the
old guys, you have Mike Hegney of PYOP who won the overall
and several races at Superweek 30+ and the Downers Grove 30+; Chris
Halverson who finished 5th at the 45-49 Masters Natz road race
in PA and then won the 40+ Superweek overall for the 3rd straight
year despite having a giant target on his back and very little team
support; and then there is this year's winner (drum roll) my team
mate Stone Pony who started the season with a win at Hillsboro
and proceeded to either win or finish second in nearly every masters
race he did. He won both the 40+ criterium and road race at IL Districts
on successive days, won at Soulard, and then took a huge second
place at the Elk Grove Village 30+ masters blast. Great Season Stone
Pony!
The
Druber Award for Top Elite Amateur Team goes to Priority
Health out of Grand Rapids, MI. When I did the Kensington Valley
Stage race in May, I saw these guys put on a clinic. They dominated
the state of Michigan and when they ventured out, the team did extremely
well as evidenced by Steven Howard's huge win at the Tour of Elk
Grove Cat 1,2 race. Well done fellas.
The
Druber Award for Good Sports goes to The sMACKs. I lampoon
these guys nearly every chance I get and they generally take it
all in good humor. The sMACKs are a large team with numbers across
the board who genuinely like racing. In my opinion, there are just
too many of them to race cohesively, because they all want to do
their part, which is just fine. They get to race and their sheer
numbers and lack of communication lead to silly tactical blunders
which provides ample fodder for The (Feed)Zone. It's the circle
of life. Here's to you sMACKs
Don't change a thing! Please,
or I'm out of a job.
The
Award for Young Guy to Keep an Eye On goes to my protégé
John Meyers. John has the tools (wattage and desire) to really
be good. Remember that name. If he keeps working at this stuff,
he's going to get noticed.
The
Award for Best Team to Race Against is a tie between the Papa
John's Pizza delivery boys from Louisville, KY and the Zipp
Factory workers out of Speedway, IN. The past two years I've
gone against these guys (generally hopelessly out numbered) and
they have waxed me but good. However, they're always gracious winners
who while acknowledging their numerical advantage never gloat about
the way they destroyed me in the race. Fellas, it's a pleasure to
get my ass handed to me by the likes of you.
With
that, I've run out of awards. Not sure when the next foray into
The Feed (Zone) will be made, but I appreciate all of the comments,
compliments and rebuttals this year.
Thanks!
Druber
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