....attached photo courtesy of Maggie O'Toons, devoted wife and erstwhile wetnurse to Toons, father of the 12k Dreamer icon and current cramp king of 2005. Per rumor, after he pulled out of the break with hover and Concavo, he was seen writhing on the ground in pain, prompting the schadenfreud soaked chasers to speculate that the labor blackhats must have stuck a tire tool in his spokes.