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In the (Feed)Zone
w/Mark Swartzendruber
A
Hint of Normalcy, Livin' the $180k
dream
Sometimes
you have to do what you have to do. When I looked down and saw The
Lovely Kathy's face as she was lying on the beach, eyes closed,
toes in the sand and a trace of a smile gracing her face I knew
I had chosen the better way.
It
started out like this
I was called stoopid by a pot bellied
Franciscan in Peoria. After which, I won a master's race then finished
the Pro 1,2 race mid pack. The next weekend Kathy and I woke early
on a Sunday morning when most normal folk are sleeping in or at
very best rising an hour after we did that morning in order to head
off to the Sunday sermon. Certainly most normal folk are not waking
up before 6:00 a.m. to go race a bike and most normal girlfriends
are not enlisted to rise at such insane hours to hand off a water
bottle every 25 minutes as the man in their life streaks by at 30
mph. "So honey, how were that past 25 minutes? Did you get
any reading done? How's the book? Make any new friends?" These
conversations can't happen. Normal life doesn't work like this.
The
IL District Road Race is contested over 150k of flat to rolling
terrain with one ½ mile long two-tiered small ring climb
out of the Illinois River Valley. It's not so much the terrain or
distance that makes the race difficult, as it is the wind and heat.
June 27 lacked either of these elements. ABD had the strongest team
in the field and put a rider into a long break with three other
riders. After the break built a 3:30 gap, I bridged with particle
physicist Reid Mumford. Upon arriving in the break ABD team Capt.
Ebert sat up and the ABD riders in the field dropped the hammer
and brought the break back with 2 laps to go. In the end the rider
that ABD was riding support for didn't contest the finish and the
race was stupid. ABD's Frank Dierking from Wisconsin won. We here
in IL can't even win our own road championship - Sort of like American
riders at Philly.
On
the way home, Kathy suggested that perhaps it would be a good idea
to spend a weekend doing something that didn't involve bikes and
bottles of sport drink. The reader will note the Kathy is all in
favor of quality time spent building our relationship, but 3 hours
in a car on the interstate to and from races doesn't always cut
the mustard. To boot, the time we spend together in the feed zone,
while sweet, is brief.
Having
learned from many failed relationships, I have begun to develop
instincts contrary to the bike racer nature in me. I didn't mention
to Kathy at this time that I'd like to participate in Stoopid Weak
races. I didn't mention to Kathy that her yearning for normal life
would cramp my race schedule. I kept quiet and verbalized not altogether
untrue thoughts that I was tired of racing my bike every weekend
and taking some time off might be a good thing. There are a couple
of time trials I want to do in July but that's it. I won't go to
Wisconsin to chase Johnny V and Labor around in circles this year.
We'll travel, I'll work around the house, and we'll drink wine and
go to the beach. Yes, this is what we'll do.
I didn't
expect her to take me seriously. I was lining up my hotel reservations
in Milwaukee when I got a call at my office. The call rang through
from the receptionist and it was The Lovely Kathy. She was very
excited that she had booked the last room available for the weekend
of July 16 at the Lakeside Inn, Lakeside, MI. Room 31. The Lakeside
Inn is a wonderful old Mansion turned Inn and Café on the
coast of Lake Michigan - The clean side. Unlike the Lake Michigan
those of you from Milwaukee, Gary or Chicago are familiar with,
the Lake Michigan of Lakeside is clean, free of medical waste and
doesn't give you dysentery from E-coli bacteria poisoning. Quite
the contrary. Parents allow their children to swim in the waters
of Lake Michigan on this side. Apparently, Michigan doesn't dump
raw sewage into the great lake bearing its name. I guess the accountability
of not befouling the waters of a lake named after your home state
prevents such a convenience. Perhaps the environmentalists in IL
and WI should push for a name change for the lake on its Western
half. Do you suppose there would be a raw sewage outlet just North
of Milwaukee if Wisconsin had naming rights to its part of the lake?
On
July 11, I did an insane thing. I did two 50 kilometer two man team
time trials. The first one was just fine. My Turin team mate Dave
Polin and I rode the fastest time of the day's 125 or so teams.
The second one was perhaps the dumbest thing I've ever done in my
life. Another Turin teammate, Doug McLerran was forced to ride first
wheel for the bulk of the ride, which took 8 minutes more time than
the one Dave and I did earlier. You see it was 90 degrees and 90%
humidity. The combination of these two elements conspired with the
effort of time trialing to turn Druber into a 180 lb muscle cramp.
I was dehydrated to the point that I had to beg a water bottle off
a corner marshal after my own bottle ran empty with 30k left to
go. I did serious damage to myself on a cellular level. Something
I'm sure a bio mechanic Kevin Flowers could explain. It was a disaster
but it served to make me completely sick of bike racing.
I did
manage to get over my sickness by July 13 and made my way to WI
for the Stupid Weak Point Beer Lyons Road Race. I attempted to bridge
to a forming break after 70 miles of 26 mph avg. racing in 90 degree
90% humidity and 20 mph cross wind weather. I was reminded quite
painfully that I am a 41 year old playing a much younger man's game
as my legs cramped, I got clammy and chilled and I was forced to
stop my effort 5 seconds short of the break. I rode around for another
lap in the safety of the pack trying to recover but to no avail.
The next day I greeted Mark G Spot - former Labor - and the 30+
field at Whitnall Park. In a much better time and space only 4 years
ago I was in a break with Harm Jansen, Tim Larkin, Dale Sedgewick
and Pelle Kil that lapped the Pro 1,2 field after only 30 minutes
at Whitnall Park. It's a race that carries fond memories. This year
the course was expanded to twice it's original length as Otto was
able to secure the roads around the Botanical Garden for the race.
It's a great course made better. Still damaged goods, I spent the
race yo-yo-ing from off the front to off the back with my heart
feeling like it was going to explode out of my chest. I got into
a couple of moves that didn't stick. A guy from Dallas won and G
Spot won the field sprint. I rode a cool down with a guy named Joby
from Denver. He complained about the same "lackofcandlestoburnitis"
that I've written about previously. He was in a mid race break that
had good potential but one WI rider was only along for the ride.
Racers beware
the disease is spreading!
Friday
the 16th, I knocked off at noon, went home and packed for the weekend.
Kathy and I got to the Inn around 7:00 MI time and stopped at the
Whistle Stop for wine and cheese. A bottle of Sangiovese and Heart
of Darkness from Bonny Doon, some Brie, some crackers and we were
set for a night of porch sitting. We sat on the large terrace of
the Inn on a well-used wicker porch swing, leisurely swaying as
a rainstorm rolled through. The skies cleared just in time for us
to view a spectacular sunset over Lake Michigan. It was so vivid
the colors appeared to be digitally mastered ala the movie Vanilla
Sky. The next day after breaking my overnight fast an overstuffed
spinach and feta omelet, Kath and I took off for some beach time.
I thought for naerly 2 seconds about my buddies from Labor destroying
the field at Waukesha, but then I returned to my book. After a couple
of hours of doing nothing but listening to the waves and reading
a funny collection of shorts by David Sedaris, we tromped back up
the 98 steps to the Inn, cleaned up and went wine tasting. Few may
realize, but Michigan has an emergent wine industry. It seems that
classic vinifera grow quite well in Michigan's climate. Chardonnay,
Sauvignon Blanc, Pinot Gris, Pinot Nior, Cabernet, Syrah and Merlot
all grow well in addition to typical Midwest hearty varietals such
as Chancellor and Chambourcin. We were able to find enough good
wines to fill a case, especially at the Domaine Berrien Winery,
where all the wine sold is grown and vinted on property. Their wines
were very impressive, especially their Viognier that is as good
as any I've had and I've had some swell bottles. They also make
a fantastic dry red wine from a not so well known German/Austrian
grape called Blaufrankisch.
www.domaineberrien.com
Later
that evening we dined al fresco at a place called Timothy's in Union
Pier, MI. This meal rivaled even Atlantique in Chicago. Blue Crab
cakes with miso aioli, grilled artichoke hearts, soft-shelled crab
in tempura batter and ouzo and basil grilled sea bass with many
cocktails.
www.timothysrestaurant.com
Sunday
morning around 11:00 a.m. just as my peers were lining up for the
Bensenville Criterium, I was descending the 98 stairs down to the
Lakeside Inn's private beach. On this cloudless, perfect morning,
the most athletic thing I would do would be to make the reverse
trip in about 3 hours. I know that come August, I'll pay for my
play with tired legs and burning lungs. I'll curse the pleasure
of the second martini and regret drinking too much wine as I watch
The Vampire flying away from me up some mountain in Park City. I'll
rue the overstuffed omelet and the crab cakes when Turbo Rogers
blows past me after starting 2 minutes behind me in the National
40-44 time trial championship. I'll vow to discipline myself.
I make
my living asking people to think about their lives in financial
terms 10, 20, 30 years from now and to initiate plans to make their
dreams happen. In the short term it might not seem so pressing.
In the short term, I need the ego boost of winning a race or at
least making people who will beat me earn their V. Will it matter
20 years from now? Probably not so much. However, seeing the faint
hint of a smile, and knowing that if she were a cat she'd be purring
loudly as she reclined in the sun with her eyes closed listening
to the waves crashing on the shore of Lakeside Michigan all I had
to do was see The Lovely Kathy to know that for years to come, I'd
chosen to do the right thing.
www.lakesideinns.com
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