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Winds from Depression Era Kansas swept across Southeast way park Tuesday June 2. Vans transporting little league brats were the only windbreaks on this night. Note that twenty five percent of all American Children and about eighty percent of all Indiana Children are overweight. You suppose they learn this from their parents who can't even park their Lee Ioccoca- may he burn in hell- vehicles in the parking lot instead of on the road. But then they would have to walk fifty yards to watch their fat kids. Anyway enough with today's social lesson.
It is now clear that the Children's team is composed of young men who had Jack Nicholson's Shinning Character as their parents. These twisted souls are just wrecking havoc on the old Southeastway crowd. To make it worse they are now bringing guys named Igor and such to help excoriate their demons by acting out on their projected parents. For you philistines this is by way of saying that the old crowd was dropped early and often. Best anyone could tell head molester Stephon won. Only Skalee Grant saved any face for the old timers.
On a personal note someone at the beginning of the race told your author that he was on the right. The author doesn't care about political affiliations-in Indiana Democrats are Republicans. When advised that this was okay and that he should stay with that affiliation the rider asserted that the author had no fun at all in life. This may or may not be true but what does it have to do politics, and since when did right wingers know anything about fun. This is a group that has Orin Hatch as their poster boy- those Utah guys really know how to party. So, if your on the Right its okay, but tell it to the guys in the Vans.
By the way the USCF today announced that the free lap rule was going to be revoked becasue it kept too many riders in racers and only benefited people with more than one set of wheels. Is this true?
As for Lafayette on Sunday Stephon advised that anyone showing up with a pocket protector would have their entry fees waived.
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